I was wondering what to make my debut post about, you know, something to capture the masses, to make you all stay. I got nothing, two days of thinking, twenty-four hours mind you, and nothing. So I will just stick to the traditional ‘About me’. You all at least deserve to know a bit about the idiot in charge of this blog.
Hello, or whatever greeting you want, I am… for optimal experience I won’t tell you my name, age, etc, (so much for about me) but call me awkward girl or boy, whoever you trust more.
Let me not lie, I started this blog, not because of some world-changing revolutionary purpose but simply for my college admission portfolio. I know you’re thinking, why not just join a club, write a book, or run for student body, or whatever cool sounding stuff you have in your head. MID, MID and MIIIIIIDDD! See, Colleges nowadays are getting rather insatiable, they think all those amazing stuff are standard, the heck. Although Student Government is consiered strong but I, like some of you, are a bit of what I’ll call a james(sorry Jameses). A James is a very common/average person; imperfect, it is not a real word so don’t search it up. I am not amazingly smart, I make loads of stupid mistakes, not amazingly athletic, and like my extra-curriculars I am a MID. I hope you understand now.
Bit of advise though, you don’t want to be a brad or a chad either, their lives aren’t all that great either. Yes, they get good grades, are super sporty and can even find a cure to AIDS. BTW, a brad/chad is an exceptionally amazing person, almost perfect(basicaally perfect), not a real word, I made it up. I am not trying to pull a Covey on you, but us james are better than them. We get to make our mistakes, fail at times, and never stress about finding cures to AIDS. Plus, we are never alone, and that is the beauty of being a james, we will forever hold the majority on this planet. Believe it or not, 95%…no…99.99% of the people on thus planet are james. We hold political positions, we are influencers(influencing even the brads), we even occupy teaching positions.
This is becoming less about me as I continue, damn. Back to me, I am a james, nothing to elaborate on.
THE END
Back to you, I really think you should keep in touch with this blog, help a fellow james. You an share your story too and I will post it if you like. Follow me on my socials and I want you to remember this even if youn forget all else, we all have a bit of 21st century awkwardness in us, even if you were born in the 19th century.
I will try to post as much asn I can during my holidays, I dont have access to internet during school period. My life sucks? I know…
ENJOY
- Fom your neighbourhood james/awkward person
At this point I don’t know what to go by.
Love you! (platonically)
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